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'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'
'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'
"I don't think I'd mind so much if it was another woman."
'I'm having leftovers. It's my same feed bag from lunch.'
'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'
"He's got form."
"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."
'Remember what I said about opening the correct half!'
'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'
'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'
'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'
'Hey everyone! Meet Paul. Paul is the latest member of our 'I like pooping in the automatic waterer' club!'
Pommel Horse Poops.
'It doesn't make any difference! Tranquilizing all the other horses would be as illegal as doping up this one.'
'I think you should take a couple weeks off, Jones. It's starting to show on you.'