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'You say it's a sharp, stabbing pain. Hmmmm... Sharp... Stabbing pain.'
Early birthday parties.
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
Tags:green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings
Magnets & acupuncture.
"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."
Tags:scotland yard, stab, stabs, stabbing, sherlock holmes, christmas, christmas season, holiday spirit, santa, santa claus, father christmas, murder, murders, murder mystery, murder mysteries, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, crimesolver, crime solver, crimesolving, crime solving, solve, solves, mystery novel, mystery novels
A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.
Tags:litter, litters, littering, sanitation department, sanitation departments, sanitation dept., stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings, newspaper, newspapers, litterbug, litterbugs, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, workplace accident, workplace accidents, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor
'It's a sort of stabbing pain.'
'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).
"You're a lucky man - a little bit to the left and you'd be a goner."
"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"
Tags:pie, pies, last piece of pie, last pieces of pie, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, pud, puds, dessert lover, dessert lovers, pie lover, pie lovers, communication, communication issues, open communication, stab, stabs, stabbing, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, fork, forks, importance of communications, couples counselling
"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, talk like a pirate, talks like a pirate, talking like a pirate, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, eye injury, eye injuries, injury, injuries, stab, stabs, stabbing, blind, blinds, blinding, one eye, one eyed, fork, forks, accident, accidents, accidental
'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, pillage, pillages, pillaging, raze, razes, razing, village, villages, barbaric, viking, vikings, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, invention, inventions, legal, legal department, legal departments, stab, stabs, stabbing, pike, pikes, spear, spears, spearing, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, frustration, frustrations, frustrated
"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."
Tags:detective, detectives, police, crime, crimes, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, stab, criminal, stabbing, stabs, stabbed, kill, killed, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderous, investigation, investigating, investigate, investigation, investigates, scene, crime scene, crime scenes, lazy, conclusion, unlikely, conclusions, laziness, work, working, bored, suicide, suicidal, suicides, incompetence, incompetent, cover up, coverup, cover-up, cover ups
Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.
Tags:shark cage, shark cages, sword fish, swordfish, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbed, diver, divers, scuba, scuba diver, scuba divers, inadequate protection, protect, protects, protecting, cage, cages, protection, protected, diving, dive, dives, deep sea, shark, sharks, dangerous, danger, dangers, impale, impales, impaling, impaled
Knife Crime Data Collection - 'How many people have you stabbed this week?'
Tags:knife, knifes, knifed, knifing, gang culture, gang cultures, knife crime, knife crimes, gangs, gang crime, gang violence, teenagers, gun crime, criminals, violence, youth, inner city, crime, crimes, criminal, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings, asbo, asbos, social problem, social problems, young offender, young offenders
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, myth, myths, mythology, legends, legendary, mythological creatures, mythological creature, horn, horns, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbed, gore, gores, gored, imaginary creatures, imaginary creature, fantasy, fantasies, privacy, private, disturb, disturbs, do not disturb, bother, bothers, bothering, bothersome, annoy, annoys, seclude, secludes, secluding, seclusion, discoveries, discovery
'Why, yes, I am in politics...how did you know?'
'Oww, right in my eye! Someone call the cops! Wait, why are you high fiving that monster?!'
Tags:garden, gardens, grub, grubs, weed, weeds, skewer, skewers, skewing, skewed, sandal, sandals, shoe, shoes, grub-skewer, grub-skewers, grub skewer, grub skewers, grubskewer, grubskewers, organic, organics, organically, crush, crushing, crushed, crushes, stab, stabbing, stabbed, stabs, close to home
'Some fool might try it once. But after that, runners are gonna think long and hard about sliding into my bag.'