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'The scores for our latest standardized tests are disappointing. We have to articulate a coherent policy of obfuscation.'
'Then it's agreed! Our mission statement will be to deliver more and better education.'
'The first item on the principal's cabinet agenda is the high rate of staff absenteeism.'
'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'
'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'
Meeting in Progress.
High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting
"In order to meet the targets as outlined in the minutes of the management blah! blah! co-ordinate future policy settings to maximise eempowermnt blah customer led services blah monitoring effectiveness." "Did he just say blah! blah?" "Twice!"
"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol and Larry despise me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."
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"Yes, Eric you do need to do a duty. You know as well as I do that every dog has its day."
'Rule number one: Always make eye contact with your prey?er?client.'
"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."
'I'll start with the weekly progress report. Ms. London, on my right, will act as acronym and jargon translator.'
'...Any ideas for a product?'
'Let the minutes show that Fenwick brought up the subject of corporate ethics.'
'...or is that too Microsoft?'
'That went well.'
'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'
'She doesn't have any real power?just influence.'
'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'
'The lab has come up with a neat solution to our staffing problem. These are junior executives in the larval stage.'
'Mr. Bigmeister says you may come in, but only if you promise to respect the present hierarchy of dominance.'
Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'