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"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, mate, mates, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, antler, antlers, spring, springtime, mating season, biology, science, hard to live with, testosterone, shedding
"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
'Not tonight, Deer, I have a headache.'
Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
Tags:stag, stags, ram, rams, mountain ram, mountain rams, airbag, airbags, butt head, butts heads, butting heads, clash, clashes, clash of heads, horn, horns, horned ram, horned rams, auto safety, safety feature, safety features, wild animal, wild animals, car safety, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, car, cars, car sales, car buyer, car buyers
Deer Hunter and his trophies.
Retirement Home For Deer: 'Well,,,on the bright side, at least the staff there seem nice,'
The old man and the forest
'Okay, this guy isn't talking. You can kill the headlights Sam.'
"Once you've been caught in the headlights life seems somehow inexorably changed."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, doe, does, near death experience, near-death experience, near death experiences, near-death experiences, life-changing experience, life-changing experiences, life changing experience, life changing experiences, life changing, life-changing, deer in the headlights, headlights, close-call, close-calls, close call, close calls, philosophical, expression, expressions
"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, mascot, mascots, company mascot, company mascots, corporate mascot, corporate mascots, idea, ideas, proposal, proposals, animal, animals, deer, stag, stags, buck, bucks, name, names, naming, pun, puns, word play, wordplay, play on words, dumb idea, dumb ideas, wrong, bad idea, bad ideas, money
'Are you kidding? I haven't seen any big bucks since I quit my union job.'
"You got this."
Tags:trap, traps, road, roads, highway, highways, roadkill, road kill, accident, deer strike, deer, buck, bucks, stag, stags, road hunt, grim, grim reaper, death, died, die, dead, convince, not convinced, car, cars, traffic, truck, trucks, trucking, trucker, it's a trap, fate, cruel fate, nature, natural, natural selection
"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."
'True, there won't be any more hunters hiding in the trees, but I'm starting to think our plan was a little shortsighted!'
Stag in a lodge with man's head trophies on the wall.
'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'
"My God, what's wrong? You look like you were caught in the headlights."
Tags:deer caught in the headlights, headlight, headlights, deer, stag, stags, shock, shocks, fright, frightened, panic, panics, reaction, reactions, panicked, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bad day at the office, surprised, instinct, idiom, idioms, idiomatic phrase, idiomatic expression, fright reaction, panic reaction
Did somebody say Hen?
"What does it mean? I don't understand sign language."
"I decided to get highlights."
"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."
"Hunters use snow to their advantage. I use it to mine."
"The Buck Stops Here."