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"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."
"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."
"I found him all balled up in a fetal position, but I thought he looked more interesting this way."
Practical jokes in Hell
"Wait till they're back in the boat before jump out of the water or they might have a heart attack."
"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."
'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'
'If they staged a slowdown, how would we know?'
'I want to thank you for your spontaneous and overwhelming support...'
All this place needs is splash of paint and some pretty drapes.
Setting up World of Cow
"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."