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'To approve your loan, I need to know your net worth and your liquidity.'
'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
Secrets of Adulthood.
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"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."
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"Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can't get it out."
"How soon do you need these?"
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"You have a little stain or something at 40° north, 102° west."
'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'
'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'
"You have some Wite-Out on your nose."
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
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"I know it was you because you signed your work!"
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"What? You said you wanted me to get the stain out of Dad's shirt...it's out, isn't it?"
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'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'
'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'
'I'm not telling you to splash people. Just don't be careful when you pass them.'
"That one blot on my record, …. I'm certain it's either catsup or coffee."
"Walks, stains, laundry....I'm tellin' you, we're living the seam."
"I see a brown stain on your tax form. You're not trying to fudge on your taxes are you, Mr. Brewer?"
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'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'
Atlas rubbing stains off world.
A Daring Low Slung Profile and this Seasons Freshest Prints...
'I think it might be wine.'
"The microwave is broke. It did warm my food, but it also tossed it around and broke my plate."