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'To approve your loan, I need to know your net worth and your liquidity.'
"Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can't get it out."
Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".
Tags:book, books, bookshop, bookshops, bookstore, bookstores, bookseller, booksellers, novel, novels, literature, damage, damages, damaged, sale, sales, deal, deals, coffee, coffees, latte, lattes, spill, spills, spilled, sign, signs, food, drink, drinks, stain, stains, stained, ruined, modern life, consumerism, retail
'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'
'I'm not telling you to splash people. Just don't be careful when you pass them.'
'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'
"I see a brown stain on your tax form. You're not trying to fudge on your taxes are you, Mr. Brewer?"
Tags:irs, tax form, tax forms, fudge, fudges, fudging, stain, stains, stained, staining, tax, taxes, tax payment, tax payments, dodge, dodges, dodging, dodger, dodgers, tax dodger, tax dodgers, cheat, cheats, suspect, suspects, suspicion, suspicions, cpa, certified professional accountant, accountant, tax advice, tax adviser, tax advisers, tax advisor, tax advisors
'I think it might be wine.'
'Where are we going, Dad?'
'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'
'Be careful fellas, those grass stains can be killer.'
Tags:spring cleaning, cleaning, house, mothers, spring, butter, pathetic, chipped, grimy, outdated, mildewed, broken, tragic, greasy, old, bent, needs repair, worn, horrible, shabby, dull, moth-eaten, yellowed, cobwebbed, dusty, torn, cheesy, ugh, stained, crumbling, grody, wee, decrepit, worse, mess, messes, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, clean, cleans
'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'
Please pardon our appearance during rennovation
People Observing Each Other Through Windows
"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."
'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'
'That is a disgusting habit!'
'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)
'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'
"Dang! I spilled my drink! Um...but don't worry. I spilled it on the same spot where I spilled it yesterday!"
Soup on a stick
'I need something to spill.'
'I like looking lived in.'