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'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
Elevator, stairs or Path of Least Resistance.
Everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.
'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'
"Watch out for the fourth step."
"M. Duchamp, 1912"
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To The Sorry For The Inconvenience Department
'She just came down the stairs without walking.'
Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.
Hurdles with Steps
'So June, do you think we should get a stairlift or just move to a bungalow...because, let's face it, we're getting on and here will come a point...when you won't be able to carry me up the stairs anymore.'
Falling Down the Stairs
Steps in the road.
Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.
'Surely thou canst not believe I'll fall for that one!'
'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'
Man falling down neverending staircase.
"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
Weight loss clinic at the top of a hill.
Motivation Centre with twelve steps.
"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."
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'To get back down to the main level you have to take the elevator - which is right up those stairs.'
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
Out of Order.