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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
The First Stairs
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"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
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"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"
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"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"
"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."
'What p***es me off the most about all this is that I used to enjoy church barbecues...'
"Let that be a lesson to you. Never order a steak in a seafood restaurant."
'I told you not to order the stake.'
'Here in Salem, the Lord likes our mediums well done.'
"I can't see this gambling commission working"
Happy Valentine's from the villagers.
'Joan's minor case of heartburn seemed rather insignificant considering her current situation'
"How would Sire like his heretic: rare, medium or well done?"
"Wait! First, his attorney."
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'I'm sorry to wake you in the middle of the day, but we've been attacked by vampire hunters... stupid ones.'
The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities
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"...And are you enjoying your stake night, Mr. Van Helsing?"
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'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'
"You'll be please to know we've ascertained the problem - a vampiric virus that simply requires a stake through the hard-drive."
'We can appeal.'
'It wasn't real magic it was all done with smoke and mirrors.'
"The guy on the next island wants me to float him a loan."
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"My mistake was buying shares in the company. I now worry about the lousy work I turn out."