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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
The First Stairs
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"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
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"Maybe it would be easier if I just put a stake where it IS safe to dig!"
'What p***es me off the most about all this is that I used to enjoy church barbecues...'
Betting the Farm.
"Let that be a lesson to you. Never order a steak in a seafood restaurant."
'I told you not to order the stake.'
"I can't see this gambling commission working"
'Here in Salem, the Lord likes our mediums well done.'
Happy Valentine's from the villagers.
'Joan's minor case of heartburn seemed rather insignificant considering her current situation'
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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"How would Sire like his heretic: rare, medium or well done?"
"Wait! First, his attorney."
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'I'm sorry to wake you in the middle of the day, but we've been attacked by vampire hunters... stupid ones.'
The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities
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"...And are you enjoying your stake night, Mr. Van Helsing?"
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"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."
"You'll be please to know we've ascertained the problem - a vampiric virus that simply requires a stake through the hard-drive."
'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'
'We can appeal.'
A vampire's pet peeves.
'It wasn't real magic it was all done with smoke and mirrors.'