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'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'
A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself
"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk, here, is a stalactite nut."
"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."
"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."
Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'
'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'
Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)
'You never knew your father -- a stalactite got him.'
Stop fiddling with the aerial! It's a documentary about stalactites!
'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'
"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."
"We don't hang out with the stalactites...they're not our kind!"