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"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, stand up, stand-up, stand up comedy, stand-up comedy, comedian, comedians, comedy, show business, conservative, conservatives, conservative family, conservative families, conservative view, conservative views, blame, pass the blame, passing the blame, incompetent, incompetence, untalented
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
Tags:theatre, theater, stage, stageshow, stage show, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainers, act, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, improv, improv comedy, improvised, improvising, obscure, complex, complicated, brain, brainiac, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, convoluted, account, accountant, accountants, accounting, stand-up, stand-up comedy, stand up, stand up comedy, number, numbers, number crunching, spreadsheet, spreadsheets
New York's Only Tragedy Club!
'You call that a comedy routine? Seriously, it was laughable!'
Hell's Comedy Club
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, comedy club, comedy clubs, stand up, stand ups, stand up comedy, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, the after life, punishment, punishments, sinner, sinners, comedian, comedians, torture, torturing, bad comedy, bad comedian, bad comedians, brooklyn, audience, audiences, audience participation
Tragedy and Material
Tags:comedy and tragedy, sock and buskin, stand up, stand-up, stand up comedy, stand-up comedy, comedian, inspiring, inspiration, comedy material, comedic material, taking advantage, comedians, comedy, show business, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, perspectives, different perspectives, optimist, optimists, optimism, different outlooks
"I'm thinking of going into sit up comedy."
"Do I really have to add 'Just kidding' after everything I say?"
"I know the king and queen were not amused, but the rest of us thought it was funny as hell."
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, palace jester, palace jesters, class difference, class differences, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, comedian, comedians, stand up, stand ups, stand up comedy, stand-up, stand-ups, stand up comedy, king and queen, kings and queens, hierarchy, hierarchies, social hierarchy, social hierarchies
"I just flew in from the Coast. Boy, are my references tired."
Tags:plane travel, air travel, jetlag, jetlagged, regional, west, the west, west coast, the west coast, time delay, time difference, time differences, tired, comedian, comedians, stand up comedy, stand up, stand ups, stand up comic, stand up comics, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedy, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, bad joke, bad jokes, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, irrelevant
"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."
Tags:tv, television, television shows, television shows, broadcasting, broadcaster, broadcasters, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, program, programming, programme, programing, late night, late night tv, late night televsion, watershed, the watershed, owl, owls, bird, birds, strigiformes, late-night tv, late-night television, talk show, talk shows, late night talk show, late night talk shows, late-night talk shows, standup, satnd-up, stand up comedy, stand-up comedy, stand up comedian, stand-up comedians, stand-up comedians, stand up comedians, inappropriate tv, inappropriate television, adult tv, adult television, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood
"I've been in show business so long I used to make jokes about the end of the world before there was an end to the world!"
Tags:apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, zombie, zombies, stand up, stand-up, stand up comedy, stand-up comedy, comedian, comedians, comedy, show business, arrogant, arrogance, conceit, conceited, show off, show-off, show offs, show-offs, showing off
"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"
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"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"
Tags:cowboys, cowboy, wild-west, western, american west, wild west, old west, westerns, western frontier, frontier towns, showdown, show downs, high noon, gun fights, yo mama, your mama, your momma, yo momma, jokes, joke battles, insult battles, insults, comedy, comedians, stand up comedy, stand up comics, stand-up comedy, duel, duels, gun slinger, gunslinger, gunslingers, gun slingers, gun-slinger, gun-slingers
"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."
Tags:open mic, open mic night, open mic nights, open-mic, open-mic night, open-mic nights, microphone, microphones, singing, singer, singers, amateur singer, amateur singers, monk, monks, guru, gurus, meditator, meditators, meditate, meditating, silent, silence, vow of silence, vows of silence, unpopular, popularity, comedy, comedians, comedian, stand up comedy, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand up, stand-up, stand-up comedy, serious, overly serious, seriousness
"Who here likes impressions?"
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"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"
Tags:show business, stage work, on stage, performing, song and dance, comedians, comedy, comedies, comic, comics, comedian, performer, performers, actors, theaters, actor, theater, empty theater, bombing, dancing, stand up comedy, applause, heckling, walking out, clapping, give him a hand, cell phone, asking for help, exit strategy, exiting, hecklers, heckler, heckle, heckles, theatre review, theatre reviews, theater review, theater reviews
"Can you folks in the back hear me?"
Tags:stand up, standup, stand up comedy, comedian, comedians, empty room, empty rooms, gig, gigs, bad gig, bad gigs, ignore, ignores, ignoring, hellish, uninterested, hear, hears, hearing, audio level, audio levels, soundcheck, soundchecks, sound check, sound checks, performer, performers, performance, performances, performing
"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."
Tags:first world problems, boring, conversation, conversations, chat, chatting, comedians, comedian, comedy, comedies, stand up, stand up comedy, telling jokes, relate, relatable, theater, theaters, theatre, theatre, actor, actors, actress, actresses, monologue, speech, speeches, female stereotypes, cliche
At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...
Stand up comedy for four-year-olds.
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The Origin of Stand Up.
Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."
The First Hecklers