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"I punched way, way too far up."
Plato The Standup
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"She's come a long way, and I know you'll receive her act in the spirit in which it's intended. Yes, folks, it's Mimus Polyglottos, the Texas Mockingbird!"
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Other things trees do in the forest when nobody's there to hear:
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"Wow. Tough cloud."
"But, seriously folks…."
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"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"
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"Thanks! I'll be here all night."
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"You're right- things are funnier in threes."
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'The Angina Monologues'
"Whew! Tough crowd."
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"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."
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"But seriously, folks..."
Chicken: the one-man show
"This one can be a problem. He's the class clown and his material is so good, it's hard not to laugh."
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Monet At Open Mic Night
"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."
"I don't sing. I do standup."
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"Can you folks in the back hear me?"
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Bo's Comedy Career Never Quite Got Off the Ground
"Thank you. You've been a great audience."
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