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Plato The Standup
"She's come a long way, and I know you'll receive her act in the spirit in which it's intended. Yes, folks, it's Mimus Polyglottos, the Texas Mockingbird!"
Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard
"You're right- things are funnier in threes."
"Tough crowd... I suggest you try the hyena club."
Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area
"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""
Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.'
'This isn't about the heckler. We need to look at why you're not ready with a snappy comeback.'
'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'
Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'
'Prior to serving as a network political policy analyst...our next speaker was a standup comic.'
ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.