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"She's come a long way, and I know you'll receive her act in the spirit in which it's intended. Yes, folks, it's Mimus Polyglottos, the Texas Mockingbird!"
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Other things trees do in the forest when nobody's there to hear:
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"But, seriously folks…."
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"Thanks! I'll be here all night."
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"Whew! Tough crowd."
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"But seriously, folks..."
Chicken: the one-man show
Monet At Open Mic Night
"This one can be a problem. He's the class clown and his material is so good, it's hard not to laugh."
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"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."
Bo's Comedy Career Never Quite Got Off the Ground
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"Wow, great crowd tonight! Thanks for coming out! Hey, has this ever happened to you? Yesterday I was just doing my thing, minding my own business, and suddenly the peasants got unruly."
"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""
Standup Chemist: "....So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says 'All right, potassium chloride'."
"I've got a splitting headache."
"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been wonderful, you've been the audience - goodnight!"
"I demand a refund...I paid to see a stand up comedian!"
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Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'
'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'