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In 5 Years...
'Apparently ALL office equipment must be tested by a qualified electrician EVERY year!'
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"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"
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'I ran out of needles, but this should do the trick just fine.'
Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'
New Age Office Supplies Catalog.
' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'
"That staple could stand to be an eighth of an inch higher."
'Collagen injections? No, but Bob's handy with a stapler and a pair of sausages ..'
'Witnesses were shocked to discover, it was not a beached whale, just a giant stapler..'
'Can you operate any office machines OTHER than staplers and paper clips'
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
'I said we shouldn't have borrowed her stapler.'
'Next time, ask.'
Man prepares to jump from building. Colleague says: 'Can I have your stapler?'
101 uses of a dead cat: stapler.
"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"
"So, how can you help us to become more attached to each other?"
Tags:stapler, staplers, staple, staples, stapling, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, counselors, counseling, therapy, therapist, therapists, marriage problem, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problems, married life, paper, stationery, office supplies, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns
"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."
"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."
"You're not the boss of me! Why do you always assume you're in charge?"
"Got your e-mail and the answer is yes, I can pass you the stapler."
Tags:email, e-mails, communicate, communications, lazy, communicates, communication, communicating, emails, e-mail, emails, communicates, memo, memos, office memo, office memos, stapler, staplers, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers