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"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."
"What's your sign?"
"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."
'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'
Man wearing 'Taurus' shirt walks into china shop
"I forgot to ask you - what's your sign?"
Daniel in the Lion's Den
"We'll run some tests: lipoprotein, electrophoresis, SGOT, antibody titration,...oh, oh. I see you're a virgo."
"So, you're certain that it will be okay for me to travel during December ... "
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"No....wait! Let me guess...you're....Metrosexual!"
"So, what is your star sign?"
'And what star sign are you?'
'Well, the future sounds bleak for me - what about Lady Macbeth, she's a Virgo?'
"Symmetry? No - I'm actually a Virgo."
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'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
"Well it's ironic given that I'm actually a Capricorn."
'Our genes suit fine, but astrologically Bob and I don't match at all.'
How the Constellations were made...
"Actually, I'm a Sagittarius."
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'I asked her what her sign was and she said, 'Stop.''
'You don't look so good..? Cancer.'
'My horoscope says, today is a good day to change your zodiac sign.'
'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'
'I don't care if your stars did say 'Take financial matters into your own hands from now on'...'
"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."