Star Charts Cartoons and Comics

Obscure Constellations

"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"

"I was actually born in September, but I identify as a Pisces."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"At this point cosmology leaves off, and folklore kicks in."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Cancer is in Leo, but I think we caught it in time."

"You had me at sextile moon."

"I see more southern hemispheric emphasis in your chart."