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"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"
"I was actually born in September, but I identify as a Pisces."
"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."
"My client pleads not guilty on the grounds that Saturn was transiting his natal Pluto at the time of the incident."
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"
'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'
'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'
'My horoscope says I'll be noticed by people who count.'
"What's your sign?"
'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'
'Here's your problem. The software was manufactured in November and your computer was manufactured in February. Sagittarius is incompatible with Aquarius.'
'There's a flaw in your experimental design. All the mice are libras.'
It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.
'Hey, don't tell me - you're a capricorn?'
"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."
'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'
'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'
'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'
'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'
'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'
'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'
Man wearing 'Taurus' shirt walks into china shop