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To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,
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'Where no man has gone before' on the ladies' toilets.
"Captain's log, supplemental."
Star Trek: The Ashtray
Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.
Vulcan thought police.
"Please don't knock on my door to blather on about your fictional obsessions. I don't knock on your door to blather on about Star Trek and Doctor Who."
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"I see no logic in the servant of an all-knowing, all-powerful deity requiring funds to do his bidding."
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'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'
"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"
This is your park - Resistance is Futile.
'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'
Alien says to man walking dog: "I'm not an ambassador from my planet, I'm on my gap year."
Noah's Ark 2
Beam Me Up Spotty
'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'
Stephen Harper riffs on Star Trek...
Live long and prosper.
'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'
'In a surprise announcement, the CIA will be headed by a Klingon...wait a minute...who inserted this script from Star Trek?!'
Beam Me Up, Scotty
'Love your work, but not as much as your beard. Hey, I'm just kidding.'
Starship Enterprise was experiencing transporter difficulties.