Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'
Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.
"I may have used too much starch but it's okay because I need a new scarecrow for the garden anyway!"
'My secret? Starch, and lots of it...'
'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'
'Goodnight, honey … did you remember to plug little Joe out?'
'I distinctly told them - NO STARCH!'
"I asked for extra starch."
'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'
Toast: the high energy food
'Oh, well... a jealous wife, a tie, starch... that's a deadly mixture!'
Potato Surgeon: 'Peeler' - A Potato Surgeon is asking his Nurse for a Potato peeler to start off his operation.
Mother Potato: 'He has your eyes.'
'Haven't you ever seen a starched necktie?'
'I washed mine in starch!'
"I've starched your trousers, so you can't fall over when you come out of the pub."
My secret? Starch, and lots of it...
'There! A little starch and voila! An Easter bunny!'
Nice touch, Kilburn.
Dr Templeton liked his coat very well starched
"Oh! I used too much starch again."
The Three Starches
"You specifically requested Extra Starch, sir!"
I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.