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"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
Tags:astrologist, astrologists, astrology, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, starsign, starsigns, star sign, star signs, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, pet peeve, pet peeves, hobby, job title, job titles, con, cons, scientist, scientists, psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, horoscope, horoscopes
"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, gender portrayal, misogyny, diversity, representation, female representation, stargazing, stargazer, star gazers, stargazers, star gazing, star gazer, night sky, the night sky, stars, the stars, constellation, constellations, the constellations, over-think, over-thinking, overthink, overthinking, unequal treatment, media portrayal, film industry, the film industry, movie industry, female empowerment
"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."
Tags:stargaze, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, dream, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, star, stars, the stars, discomfort, first world problems, first world problems, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, eye level, horizon, scientific development, scientific developments, technological development, technological developments
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
"It finally happened. Someone named a planet 'Butthole'."
"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."
Tags:stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stars, the stars, cliche, cliches, arrogant, arrogance, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, promotion, promotions
"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
Tags:stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, moon, the moon, donald, the donald, donald trump, trump, president, us president, trump tower, arrogant, arrogance, renaming, rename, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, trumpland, business strategy, business strategies, marketing strategy, marketing strategies
"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."
Tags:universe, universes, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, scientific investigation, scientific investigations, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, ego, egos, egotist, egotistical, centre of the universe, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissitic
"Astronomy did so start out as a guy thing."
"I just discovered another starbucks."
Tags:coffee chain, coffee chains, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, discovery, discoveries, chain, chains, retailer, retailers, star, stars, new star, new stars
"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"
Tags:neptune, pretend, pretends, pretending, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, game, games, childish, childishness, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, planet, planets, immature, immaturity, play pretend, plays pretend, unwind, unwinds, kick back, kicks back, kicking back, hobby, hobbies, silly, silliness, being silly, expert, experts, scientist, scientists
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
Tags:astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, comet, comets, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, asteroid, asteroids, organized crime, organised crime, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hit, whacked, kill, killing, murder, murders, murdering, lure, lures, luring, lure away, lures away, excuse, excuses, assassination, assassinations, out-of-the-way, hale-bopp, halley's comet, lame excuse, lame excuses, unbelievable
"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."
Tags:stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, star, stars, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, insult, insults, universe, galaxy, insignificant, insignificance, husband, husbands, wife, wives, insulting, inconsequentiality, littleness
'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'
'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'
'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'
"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."
Tags:city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, modern life, modern times, pollution, light pollution, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, constellation, constellations, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, know it all, know it alls, know-it-all, know-it-alls, alien, aliens, alien, country life
"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
Tags:alien, aliens, scientist, scientists, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, alien, aliens, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, astrophysics, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, star-gazing, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, martian, martians, lens cap, lens caps, physicist, ray gun, ray guns
"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
Tags:astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physicist, physicists, observatory, observatories, scientist, scientists, black hole, black holes, black-hole, black-holes, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, telescope, telescopes
Space: A Venn Diagram
"They've named a star cluster, and the woman across the street's bedroom, after me."