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"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
Tags:gun, guns, starting gun, starting guns, start, starts, starting, football, football season, start, starts, starting, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, driven to murder, sports nut, sports nuts, sports addict, sports addicts, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, drive insane, drives insane, driven insane, american football
Annual fear of failure marathon.
"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."
Tags:fire, fires, invention, inventions, inventing, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, opening remarks, start, starts, starting, give credit, giving credit, contribution, contributions, contributing, contribute, contributes
'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'
"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."
Tags:building, buildings, skyscraper, skyscrapers, office building, office buildings, plan, plans, blueprint, blueprints, architect, architects, architecture, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, start out, starts out, starting out, beginning, beginnings, new beginning, new beginnings, start, starts, starting, long term project, long term projects, project, projects, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, builder, builders, construction worker, construction workers
'This should be interesting.'
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, start, starts, starting, started, starter, starters, starting block, starting blocks, wrong direction, wrong directions, backward, backwards, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racersin the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
With and without a starter.
Tags:run, runs, running, runner, runners, start, starts, starting, started, starter, starters, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, race, races, racing, racer, racers, athlete, athletes, athletics, starting gun, starting guns, gone, uncontrolled, controlled, controlling, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What a control freak!'
Tags:running, run, runs, runner, runners, ran, running track, running tracks, running lane, running lanes, lane, lanes, get in your lanes, bossy, bossing, boss, umpire, ump, starting gun, start, starting, starts, started, control freak, control, controls, controlling, get set, go, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control
"The Year of the Rooster has gotten off to an auspicious start."
Tags:year of the rooster, year of the cock, chinese new year, chinese zodiac, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, xi, xi jinping, usa, united states, america, china, foreign relations, foreign power, dictator, dictatorship, international relations, debut, auspicious debut, start, starts, starting
'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'
Tortoise and the hare stand at a starting line; the hare is looking at the tortoise's shell which is covered in endorsement stickers like a race car.
Tags:sport, sports, start, starts, starting line, starting lines, race, races, racing, racer, racers, runner, runners, running, marathon, marathons, car racing, auto racing, stock car racing, race car, race cars, endorsement, endorsements, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, logo, logos, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, advertisement, advertisements, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, fable, fable, aesop, aesop's fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, animal, animals, shell, shells, sticker, stickers, modern life
'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'
'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'
Retirement Anxiety Race.
'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'
Tags:swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, swimming pool, swimming pools, pool, pools, water, waters, start, starting gun, starting guns, starts, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, in the bleachers
'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'
'Dewey! Our starter's in trouble. Loosen up.'
'He started it!'
"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."
Tags:moon, stars, promise, date, dates, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, promises, dating, do it yourself, buttocks, rear end, hammer, accidents, starts, mooning, moon, accident, d.i.y., do it yourself, hammer, builder, work, thumb, pain, vows, marriage, love, couple, couples, crack, buttcrack, bum
"Well, the sooner he starts, the better."
Tags:marathon, marathons, race, races, racing, racer, raced, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, lost, lose, loses, losing, glasses, spectacles, sight, eyesight, eye sight, blind, blindness, start, starts, starting, started, crawl, crawls, crawling, crawled, crawler, crawlers, look, looks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'
Tags:american football, american, football, quarterback, quarterbacks, starter, start, starts, celebrity, celeb, celebs, celebrities, dates, date, favourite, favorite, favoritism, favouritism, preference, prefer, preferred, preferring, interview, interviews, interviewing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Pssst. Be ready. I'm going to tip it to you.'
Tags:basketball, jump ball, jump balls, start, starts, whisper, whispers, whispering, whispered, unlikely, short, midget, midgets, dwarf, dwarfs, height disadvantage, height disadvantages, advantage, advantages, disadvantage, disadvantages, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Shark in the swimming pool.
Tags:shark, sharks, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swam, warn, warns, warned, warning, warnings, start, starts, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, deceive, deceives, deceiving, dive, dives, diving, diver, divers, race, races, swimming pool, swimming pools, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers