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"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"
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'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'
How much do we have in the contingency fund...? About half a drawer full.
"Where does Friedrich Nietzsche hide birthday presents?"
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'There wasn't any change in the cushions, but guess what I did find?'
'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'
'We've all lost things recently and want to look in Marmaduke's doghouse.'
Pete was what you would call 'easily distracted....
'To you Herbert, your uncle leaves, as a hedge against inflation, a stash of U.S. Forever postage stamps.'
'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine
'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'
"Forgetting names is not a big issue for me: It's a bigger problem that I can no longer remember where I've hidden my food stashes..."
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'I'd like to make a deposit.'
'It reads; 'Being of sound mind, I stashed the lot where those greedy, good for nothing freeloaders will ever find it'.'
"I know all about you and Santa."
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'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'
'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'
'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'
'I'm Googling 'bones' - hope it can lead us to a great stash of them.'
'My flatmate's been raiding my stash.'
Kangaroo sweeps winnings into pouch.
'Nevermind the porridge, someone's been at my stash.'
'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'
'Men preparing for the end of the world.'