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"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"
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fitness, smoking, parents, children, family, guilt, psychology, stash, stashes, secret, secrets, secret smoker, secret smokers, bad example, bad examples, set an example, sets an example, setting an example, parent, parents, parenting, stash, stashes, stashing, guilt, guilty, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, mankoff'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'
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bank, banks, bank account, bank accounts, banking, bank teller, bank tellers, teller, tellers, saving, savings, savings account, savings accounts, diversify, diverse, advisor, advisors, mattress, mattresses, sock drawer, sock drawers, hide, hides, hiding, hid, stash, stashes, reality check"Where does Friedrich Nietzsche hide birthday presents?"
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friedrich nietzsche, nietzsche, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, western philosopher, western philosophers, existentialist, existentialists, existentialism, postmodernism, postmodernist, postmodernists, birthday present, birthday presents, mustache, mustaches, mustache pun, mustache puns, stash, stashes, stashing, hide, hides, hiding, present, presents, gift, gifts'There wasn't any change in the cushions, but guess what I did find?'
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marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, great dane, german mastiff, bone, bones, change, back of the sofa, sofa, sofas, search, searching, bury, buries, burying, hoard, hoards, stash, stashes, stashing, hiding place'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, marmaduke, great dane, german mastiff, division, divisions, bury, burying, buried, hoard, hoards, stash, stashes, lost and found, lost property, bone, bones, kid, kids, digging, holes'We've all lost things recently and want to look in Marmaduke's doghouse.'
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marmaduke, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog behaviour, dog behavior, great dane, german german mastiff, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, dog-houses, thief, thieves, stash, stashes, hoard, hoards, theft, thefts'To you Herbert, your uncle leaves, as a hedge against inflation, a stash of U.S. Forever postage stamps.'
'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine
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apple, pie, apple pies, apple pie, cash, money machine, cash machine, cash machines, money machines, atm, atm machine, secret, secrets, stash'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'
"Forgetting names is not a big issue for me: It's a bigger problem that I can no longer remember where I've hidden my food stashes..."
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animal, amnesia, amnesiac, amnesiacs, squirrels, food stash, food stashes, food hoard, food hoards, squirrels, dementia, memory loss, memory problem, memory problems, squirrel, food, stash, old, age, remember, memory, name, problem, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent minded, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps'I'd like to make a deposit.'
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bed, beds, under the bed, stash, money, money stash, cash, cash stash, under bed, bank, banks, banking, account, accounts, bank account, bank accounts, current account, saving, save, saves, saver, savers, saving account, savings account, cheque, checking account'It reads; 'Being of sound mind, I stashed the lot where those greedy, good for nothing freeloaders will ever find it'.'
"I know all about you and Santa."
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baldo, santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, st. nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, parent, parents, assumption, assumptions, childish assumption, childish assumptions, christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas season, anticipate, anticipates, anticipating, gift, gifts, present, presents, stash of presents, finding your stash, stash, stashes'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'
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squirrel, squirrels, nut, nuts, hibernation, hibernations, hibernating, machine shop, machine shops, garage, garages, bolt, bolts, nuts and bolts, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, toolbox, toolboxes, hoard, hoards, tool, tools, stash, stashes'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'
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pinot noir, fruit drink, fruit drunks, fruit juice, fruit juices, juice, juices, wine, wines, red wine, red wines, grape, grapes, grape juice, grape juices, secret, secrets, stash, stashes, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators'Nevermind the porridge, someone's been at my stash.'
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three bears, 3 bears, the three bears, drugs, drug stash, stash, store, secret stash, valuables, cache, golidlocks, nursery rhyme'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'
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wife, husband, wives, husbands, squirrel, squirrels, squirreled, squirrelled, stash, stashed, stashes, stashing, hide, hidden, hides, cash stash, stash of cash, money deposit, money deposits, memory, memories, bad memory, airhead, dizzy wife, dopey, stupid wife'Men preparing for the end of the world.'
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end of the world, armageddon, apocalypse, beer, beers, supplies, supply, stash, stashes, reserve, reserves, lager, lagers, preparation, preparations, ammunition