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'Never mind a Triple Lock pension guarantee, I want better quality sandbags.'
"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"
PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'
"If he'd worked for a few more years he might have got a decent state pension...But then he goes and dies on me at the tender age of 97!"
"Look, I don't mind being on hold, but my retirement party is starting in five minutes."
"Breaking news: struggling, retired Chicago municipal worker has trouble making payments on second Porsche."
'Look at those silly people, working their tails off only to have their company pensions wiped out!'
'Social security rises 5.9% ... Social security trust fund sinks into deeper trouble.'
"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."
In a State Pension...
"...and I don't know how I would have managed on my pension if I hadn't worked beyond retirement age."
"I can't believe that you're really a pensioner...You look far too young!"
Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .
"Remeber I said I'd make sure our savings lasted as long as we did..."
'You're right...It is our state pension.'
"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."