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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'
"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."
'Because of taxes, I may have to make some drastic changes.'
City Park - your tax dollars at play.
'Wait a minute! This parking meter has slots for the city, county, state and feds.'
'A penny saved is a penny earned - Less state, federal and local taxes.'
'Unfortunately, a penny saved is subject to Federal, State and Local taxes.'
"My costs are up - I'll need more money..."
"Well, the good news is that it'll only cost your arm this year."