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"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"This place is a gold mine."
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Colonel Olin T. Hunt (Deceased)
"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."
"Watch out for his right, Kid."
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
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Fashion Show Directions
'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'
"O.K., bud, this is a stickup."
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"So what are you doing these days?"
"I swear to God, Jenkins, this place is exactly like high school!"
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'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'
"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."
'He called me a psycho.'
"Sounds like restless legs syndrome."
"Apparently a six month study of work practices has revealed that we have to waste too much time on paperwork!"
You must be this tall to bump head on sign.
Contains No Coconut Oil
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"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"
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"Are you sure nothing funny happening during your operation?"
Will beg for money
"When I was your age, I was fifteen."
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'Gee Harold, I didn't check the one place on my body where I can store things. Thank goodness I've got a genius like you around to point out the totally obvious things that... oh wait, there they are.'
"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."
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