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"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
'C'mon get it straight.'
"The crew is getting restless, captain."
Tags:ship, ships, ship in a bottle, ships in bottles, restless, restlessness, stationary, bored, boring, boredom, complain, complaining, stuck, motionless, delayed, delay, delays, impatient, impatience, bad conditions, rough sea, rough seas, ships crew, ship's crew, ship's captain, ships captain, boat, boats, maritime art
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants
'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'
How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.
Big thoughts... Big Pen!
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, ideas person, ideas people, big idea, big ideas, stationary, pen, pens, fountain pen, fountain pens, oversize, oversized, super, size, supersized, proportion, proportional, pretentiousness, pretension, pretentious
My Holdings So Far
Tags:properties, real estate, holdings, property holdings, business holdings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, business executive, business executive, owner, ownership, owners, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, stationary, office stationary, office stuff, office paraphernalia, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, deluded, delusional, holding company, holding companies, stationery nerd
"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."
"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties
Tags:cycle, cycles, cycling, cycler, cyclist, cyclists, bike, bikes, bicycle, bicycles, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, ridden, exercise bike, exercise bikes, lorry, lorries, road, roads, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, trouble, troubles, problem, problems, stationary, still, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'
'Just a little off the bottom.'
During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.
'You went for the highlights then?'
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
'Who's been cutting their nails again?'
'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'
Post-it Notes Strike.
Pencil sharpener and tepees.
Management were serious about a paperless office...
The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!
Tags:corporate raider, corporate raiders, corporate raid, corporate raids, white collar crimes, thief, thieves, thefts, criminal, criminals, policeman, police officer, police officers, theft, white collar crime, policeman, caught out, arrested, finance, sticky tape, pencil, stationary, corporate theft, office theft, crime scene, crime scenes, office thefts, stationary cupboard
"Mrs. Stephens, could you please bring me in another pencil? This one is stuck."
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, cardboard, placeholder, place holder, unreasonable, request, childish, immature, stupid, stupidity, stuck, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a, p.a., pencil, stationary, stationery, accident, accidents, accidental, silver spoon
Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force
"If it wasn't for this tiny fence, I'd make a run for it."