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'Did someone call for a shredder?'
During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.
'You went for the highlights then?'
'Who's been cutting their nails again?'
"No, I'm not stealing the company 3-D printer. This is a copy I made of the 3-D printer that I'm taking home."
Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.
'I got free from 'save the spotted owl' preservation foundation.'
#2 pencil parent is a #2 dad.
Pens Paper Rulers ( The 'Rulers' are the leaders of Countries ).
Stickies in the office got out of hand.
A man watches with concern as a pen top launches off his desk.
Free Printer with Purchase of Ink
"Sorry, I can't take any work home. My briefcase if full of office supplies for my kids."
'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'
'Oh yeah, working at home is great, but stealing office supplies isn't as satisfying.'
Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.
'The teacher told us to bring a pencil to class tomorrow. What's a pencil?'
'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'
'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'
'Thank You For Your Cooperation' Desk Set
'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'
Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council
"According to our records, you used a large paper clip instead of a small one. It's this type of reckless behavior that's hurting our bottom line."