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"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."
Tags:car, statistics, statistician, statisticians, cars, car salesmen, car salesman, car sale, car sales, auto dealership, auto dealerships, car dealership, car dealerships, demographic, demographics, shopping, shopper profile, shopper profiles, personal taste, preference, preferences, consumer data
'It's your other 0.5.'
"Can you take these inaccuracies and untruths and get some science behind them?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, fake news, donald trump, stats, statistics, statistician, statisticians, fake facts, inaccurate, inaccuracies, untruth, untruths, fix the facts, fixing the facts, fake news media, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, cover up, covering up, cover-up, covering-up
"I just don't see how an index fund tied to batting averages actually works."
Tags:correlation, correlations, positive correlation, positive correlations, stats, statistics, statistician, statisticians, batting average, batting averages, index fund, index funds, baseball, mutual fund, mutual funds, portfolio, portfolios, investment portfolio, investment portfolios, investor, investors, investing
Hour of rising vs worm acquisition.
Tags:early birds catches the worm, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, early riser, early risers, get up early, getting up early, worm, worms, grub, grubs, supply curve, demand curve, statistic, curve, curves, economics, chart, charts, correlation, correlations, causation, correlate, correlates, profit, profits, statistician, statisticians, stats
'But then again...we could be wrong.'
"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
Tags:number cruncher, number crunchers, number crunching, accountant, accounting, accountants, bureaucracy, math, maths, mathematics, reduce, reducing, reduced, belittled, belittle, demote, demoted, calculate, calcultions, numerical calculation, subtract, subtraction, divide, devision, math teacher, math teachers, maths teacher, maths teachers, financial analyst, financial analysts, statistics, stats, statistician, number cruncher politics
'I love being married to a statistician. I can make him say whatever I want.'
'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'
When statisticians argue.
'I'm afraid we've lost your husband...but if you care to take a look at our overall figures...'
Having conducted a survey of 32.4% of the 56.6% of tax experts about 43% of the budget we found an 87.6% probability that we haven't got the foggiest ideas of what it means.
Statistics Dept: 41% of people like the corner cafe, 30% like the diner across the street, 20% are unsure!
'Bureau of Statistics'
Department of Commerce, Economic Forecasting, Division of Estimates & Alibis
'Congratulations, it's a statistic.'
Room for Error
My statistics are not rubbish. Why are you always so mean?
'Can you believe that seven women, that's 83.5% of females in the 21-50 age band who are present, think I'm boring?'
"Just remember folks: a problem shared is a problem cut in half..."
"Meaningless statistics were up one-point-five per cent this month over last month."
Tags:statistics, stats, statistician, statisticians, meaningless statistics, fake news, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, anchorman, news desk, news, the news, news report, news reporter, news reporter, news reporters, irony, ironic, incompetent, incompetence
The gathering of government labor statistics...