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"I'm well aware that being dead and buried has weakened my position in the corporation."
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'Twittering about the fact that you're twittering,seems to be a waste of time.'
"I haven't changed my facebook status."
"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."
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"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"
"The food tastes like cardboard, it's way too noisy in here....and when can I see a real doctor!!??"
He had such faith in social networking.
Social media in fairy tales
'Barbara, have you stopped following my tweets?'
"I'm just posting something to my wall."
'How am I going to change my Facebook status now..?'
Follow Me on Twitter statue.
Dog to bird: 'Oh, alright - I'll stop stalking you! But, do you mind if I follow you on Twitter?'
'Just a sec, mom, I have to update my stratus.'
Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!
"OMG! I just got born!"
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Lady on Desert Island updating her Facebook status.
Follow me on Twitter...
I'll tweet you when I get there...
'Let's see if he makes it through the night. Could you hold off updating his Facebook page until then?'
'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'
'Could you diagnose something exotic for my status updates on facebook?'