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Statuses Cartoons and Comics

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"You have reached our 800 number. . . . If you are a preferred account, please dial B-I-G-S-H-O-T now. . . . If you are an ordinary account, dial J-O-E-B-L-O-W now. . . . If you have a service complaint, dial G-E-T-L-O-S-T now."

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'I'm upgrading your condition fro stable to malingerer.'

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"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

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'We did a great job obtaining non-profit tax status. That calls for bonuses all around!'

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"Sherwood Forest...Robin Hood speaking."

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"See? This is why I get the big bucks."

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"Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!"

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'You'd think mom and dad would be happy with thier facebook status of in bed and making noise.'

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'No offense, Frank, but your Facebook posts are getting repetitive.'

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Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!

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"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

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'You changed your relationship status on Facebook hon... is there something I should know?' 'Didn't you get my text?'

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"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

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"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"

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'Let's see if he makes it through the night. Could you hold off updating his Facebook page until then?'

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"I can still select how I'm feeling when I post, but my options have been reduced to self-righteous and narcissistic."

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'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'

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Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

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So... Another late night at the office, Huh? I read your Facebook Status... Who's Ariel? I deserve the truth, Arthur.

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"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"

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''How am I?' Tsk, you people who don't do facebook! I've got to make up a status update especially for you, have I?'

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"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

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'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

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Our Computer is Up/Down.

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