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"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."
"You have reached our 800 number. . . . If you are a preferred account, please dial B-I-G-S-H-O-T now. . . . If you are an ordinary account, dial J-O-E-B-L-O-W now. . . . If you have a service complaint, dial G-E-T-L-O-S-T now."
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'I'm upgrading your condition fro stable to malingerer.'
"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."
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'We did a great job obtaining non-profit tax status. That calls for bonuses all around!'
Tags:marriage, weddings, wedding day, wedding days, statuses, social network, social networks, social networking, marital status, married, marry, wedding, preacher, priest, vow, vows, status, status update, update, internet, vicar, vicars, minister, bride, brides, groom, grooms, profile, profiles, online profile, online profiles, updates, updating, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, modern life, modern times, millennial, millennials
"See? This is why I get the big bucks."
Tags:well-paid, high status, earner, earners, earnings, window, windows, defenestrate, defenestrates, defenestration, toss out, tosses out, tossing out, throw out, throws out, throwing out, window, windows, status, statuses, social status, social status, fired, firing, firings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, big bucks, wage, wages, high wage, high wages, businessman, businessmen, business culture
"Big deal! I have a chain of restaurants named after me!"
'You'd think mom and dad would be happy with thier facebook status of in bed and making noise.'
'No offense, Frank, but your Facebook posts are getting repetitive.'
Life can be very short...status updates should therefore be very quick!!!
"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."
Tags:ipo, ipos, initial public offering, stocks, stock, share, company share, company shares, owners, ceos, shares, owner, ownership, merger, mergers, owner, owners, arrogant, arrogance, strut, struts, strutting, big shot, big shots, controlling stake, controlling stakes, controlling share, controlling shares, controlling interest, controlling interests, loss of status, losses of status, status, statuses
'You changed your relationship status on Facebook hon... is there something I should know?' 'Didn't you get my text?'
"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."
Tags:junk bond, junk bonds, junk, junks, status, statuses, credit agency, credit agencies, credit rating, credit ratings, downgrade, downgrades, downgrading, downgraded, fired, laidoff, layoff, layoffs, stocks and bonds, trader, traders, wall street, trading, stock market, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock broker, stock brokers, break the news, breaking the news, firing, firings, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, let go
"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"
'Let's see if he makes it through the night. Could you hold off updating his Facebook page until then?'
"I can still select how I'm feeling when I post, but my options have been reduced to self-righteous and narcissistic."
Tags:social media, social medias, smartphones, social network, social networks, social networking, self-absorption, narcissist, narcissists, self-righteous, post, posts, update, updates, status, statuses, smartphone, technology, emotions, feelings, self-absorbed, narcissism, self-righteous, options, self-righteousness
'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'
Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.
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So... Another late night at the office, Huh? I read your Facebook Status... Who's Ariel? I deserve the truth, Arthur.
"You're really enjoying you new principal status, aren't you?"
''How am I?' Tsk, you people who don't do facebook! I've got to make up a status update especially for you, have I?'
"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."
Tags:update, updates, status, statuses, status update, status updates, confession, confessions, confessional, confessionals, confession booth, confession booths, privacy, clergy, clergies, confidentiality, privacy, sacrament, priest, priests, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'
Our Computer is Up/Down.