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"We don't think your wife will believe you were in the belly of a while, Jonah...better you should say you were playing cards with us!"
"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."
'Does this mean I can stay out LONGER, Pet?'
And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!
'Funny how the pub quiz champion can't tell what time it is'
Wife shuts wings of husband in the door as he sneaks in late