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A group admires a painting of a steak
Researchers at the National Nutrition Institute study whether or not food really does go directly to our thighs.
'He has an amazing attention span.'
'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
The Birth Of A Vegetarian
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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."
Tags:beta blocker, beta blockers, stress, stressed out, stressing out, char, chars, charred, steak, steaks, incinerate, incinerated, overcook, overcooked, distracted, distraction, distractions, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiouesness, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, professional cook, professional cooks, medication, medications
'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'
"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."
Tags:dog, dogs, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sirloin, braised sirloin, steak, steaks, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, chore, chores, clear the table, clearing the table, self-interest, self-interested, favor, favors, favour, favours, wash dishes, washes dishes, washing dishes
'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'
'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'
'And how would you like your porridge, too hot, too cold, or just right?'
"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."
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"Why go out to eat tonight if we can just cook that nice steak in the corner?"
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"Veal or non-veal?"
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, beef, steak, steaks, beef steak, beef steaks, meat, meats, chop, chops, burger, burgers, farming, farming, cattle farm, cattle farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, poetry, poet, poets, limerick, limericks, meathooked, meat obsession, meat obsessed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, vegetarianism, vegetarian, opinions, different attitude, different attitudes
"I could have bought the steaks you asked for...but then I remembered the kids will be starting college in only 7 or 8 years!"
"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"
"I don't like his color."
"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."
'This steak is as black as soot. A mark of respect sir, our chef died this morning.'
'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'