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'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'
Researchers at the National Nutrition Institute study whether or not food really does go directly to our thighs.
'He has an amazing attention span.'
The Birth Of A Vegetarian
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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."
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'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'
"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."
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'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'
'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'
'And how would you like your porridge, too hot, too cold, or just right?'
"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
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"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."
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"Veal or non-veal?"
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
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"I could have bought the steaks you asked for...but then I remembered the kids will be starting college in only 7 or 8 years!"
"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"
"I don't like his color."
"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."
'This steak is as black as soot. A mark of respect sir, our chef died this morning.'
'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'
The separation of church and steak.
'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'
Day of Reckoning: 'I knew this day would come.'