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"The bailout money, …. Cosgrove took it and bailed out."
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
Los Alamos Hard Drives
The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
Tags:steal, stealing, stealing base, base, stealing the base, las vegas, vegas, baseball, baseball game, expansion team, expansion teams, sports, competitive sports, america, american, region, regions, regional, gambling, gambler, gamblers, casino, casinos, sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, creep, creeps, scam, scamming, scammer, scammed, scams, con, con artist, conned, cons, play on words, word play, word-play, fix, fixed, fixed game
"As you can see, I'm still in my second trimester of shoplifting."
"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'
"Instead of just sitting around, why don't you kids go out and co-opt some black culture?"
Tags:black culture, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation, cultural appropriation, african american, african americans, gentrify, gentrifies, gentrifying, gentrification, steal, steals, stealing, co-opt, co-opts, co-opting, lazy, laziness, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, racial divide, racial division, racial divisions, cool, coolness
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, pet, pets, cat, cats, hungry, dinner, dinners, eat, eats, eating, supper, suppers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, thieving, cat burglar, catburglar, cat burglars, catburglars, burgle, burgles, burgling
"I bagged this one in a museum."
Tags:painting, paintings, picture, pictures, art, artwork, photo, photos, head, heads, animal head, animal heads, kill, killed, killing, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, bag, bagged, museum, museums, steal, stealing, stolen, capture, captured, capturing, artefact, artefacts, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, wealth, wealthy, rich
'We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, baby, babies, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, inspector, inspectors, detective, detectives, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, steal, steals, thief, thieves, perpetrator, perpetrators, criminal, criminals, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Bears Ice Fishing
"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
"Your father and I found you in the woods."
"What this company needs is a big infusion of money...this of course is for my own personal use."
Tags:selfish, penny pinching, penny pincher, frugal, cash, money, saving money, spending money, investing, investment, invest, corporate, corporation, corporate america, cheapskate, cheap, scrooge, tight pockets, self-absorbed, self-serving, self-involved, self-centered, self-centred, kickback, kickbacks, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate kickback, corporate kickbacks, steal, steals, stealing, self-interest, self-interested
"I have always depended on the content of strangers."
Tags:content, contents, plagiarism, plagiarising, plagiarises, plagiarised, plagiarise, steal, stealing, steals, stole, steals, theft, stealing content, steals content, stealing content, stole content, artist, artists, living off others work, live off others hard work, lived off other hard work, reference, literature, book, books, literary theft, piracy, pirated, infringement, ingringemnets, fraud, counterfeit, counterfeits, counterfeiting, counterfeited
"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."
'Are you serious?! All you nabbed was a dollar?'