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"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"As you can see, I'm still in my second trimester of shoplifting."
"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"
'He guessed your credit card number... 1.'
"Instead of just sitting around, why don't you kids go out and co-opt some black culture?"
Tags:black culture, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, appropriation, cultural appropriation, african american, african americans, gentrify, gentrifies, gentrifying, gentrification, steal, steals, stealing, co-opt, co-opts, co-opting, lazy, laziness, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, racial divide, racial division, racial divisions, cool, coolness
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, pet, pets, cat, cats, hungry, dinner, dinners, eat, eats, eating, supper, suppers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, thieving, cat burglar, catburglar, cat burglars, catburglars, burgle, burgles, burgling
'We'll find your babies, ma'am. But you'll have to calm down and finish giving us the perp's description first.'
Tags:chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, baby, babies, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, inspector, inspectors, detective, detectives, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, easter, steal, steals, thief, thieves, perpetrator, perpetrators, criminal, criminals, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"What this company needs is a big infusion of money...this of course is for my own personal use."
Tags:selfish, penny pinching, penny pincher, frugal, cash, money, saving money, spending money, investing, investment, invest, corporate, corporation, corporate america, cheapskate, cheap, scrooge, tight pockets, self-absorbed, self-serving, self-involved, self-centered, self-centred, kickback, kickbacks, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate kickback, corporate kickbacks, steal, steals, stealing, self-interest, self-interested
'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'
'Are you serious?! All you nabbed was a dollar?'
"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, opportunity, opportunities, business opportunity, business opportunities, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, self-serving, altruism, altruist, altruists, consumerism, consumerist, material goods, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, burgled
"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
Tags:crimes, cat, cats, guard, guards, guarding, interest, interests, food, food lover, food lovers, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, guard cat, guard cats, feline, felines, can of food, cans of food, tinned food, canned food, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home protection, protection, cat food, pet food, useless, uselessness
'Ron is very concerned about identity theft.'
Tags:id, identity, identities, concern, concerns, concerned, theft, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stealer, paper, bag, bags, cover, covers, covering, worry, worries, worried, worrying, protect, protects, protection, protections, fraud, fraudulent, care, careful, carefulness, close to home
Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.
'I'd like to report an identity theft.'
Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.
Tags:pitch, pitches, story, stories, writer, writers, author, authors, book signing, book signings, tedious, publisher, publishers, publishing, book, books, written, bad idea, bad ideas, steal, steals, stealing, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, muse, muses, dream job, dream jobs, professional writer, plagiarist, plagiarists, plagiarism
"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
Tags:criminal, criminals, caught, red-handed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, loot, bag of loot, bags of loot, alleged, allegation, allegations, innocent, innocence, protest, protests, protesting, guilt, guilty, prove, proves, proving, proven, act innocent, acting innocent, bank robber, bank robbers, accusation, accusations, due process, innocent until proven guilty, right, rights, legal rights
Number of the beast.
Tags:666, number of the beast, devil, devils, satan, demon, demons, hell, hells, heaven, heavens, ticket, tickets, que, ques, beelzebub, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, steal, steals, stole, stolen, number, numbers, beast, beasts, wait, waits, waiting, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Well, so much for the clean getaway. 'F' means forward and 'R' means reverse, Vince...'
Tags:croc, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, alligator, alligators, golf buggy, golf buggies, steal, steals, stolen, take, taken, getaway, get away, getaway car, clean getaway, rocket science, let down, fail, failure, fails, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, mistaking, thieves, thief, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Hand over the brain.'
Tags:wizard of oz, scarecrow, scarecrows, tin man, tin men, tinman, tinmen, lion, lions, brain, brains, rob, robs, robbing, robbed, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, stole, stolen, gun, guns, yellow brick road, yellow brick roads, frankensteins monster, monster, monsters, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Dog steals the throne.
Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.
Tags:tire, tires, tyre, tyres, wheel, wheels, rogaine, bald, balding, smooth, smoothing, slick, slicks, rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, danger, dangerous, pain, pains, painful, painfully, gun, guns, shoot, shots, arm, armed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater