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"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
Conspiracy Theories $10
"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."
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A pilot flies a kite.
"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."
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A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.
Tags:snow, snows, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow shoveling, snow shovelling, winter, winters, obstacle, obstacles, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, fence, fences, nuisance, nuisances, nuisances, stealth, stealthy, yardwork, yard work, yard, yards, drive, drives, driveway, driveways, walkway, walkways
'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'
'I'm sure it's not missing, it's probably right in front of us.'
Reindeer delivering presents through door.
"No. I can still see you."
Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.
Wives in the Trees
'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'
Spring turkey season has Pete super paranoid...
Tags:turkey, turkeys, turkey hunter, turkey hunters, turkey season, turkey seasons, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, paranoid, paranoia, camouflage, camouflaged, camouflaging, stealth, stealthy, hunted, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, hidden, hide, hides, hiding
Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'
Tags:sister, sisters, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, evil plan, evil plans, evil plot, evil plots, read, reads, reading, trick, tricks, tricked, outsmart, outsmarts, undercover, covers, cover, espionage, good behaviour, good behavior, stealth, prank, set up, danae, kate, family life, non sequitur
Kate's Evil Plan: 'To get in good girl stealth mode, you need to actually read books...being literate will keep people from getting suspicious of what you're really up to.'
"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."
Tags:cable, car, skiing, stalker, holiday, couple, snow, winter, sports, ski, lift, followed, psycho, obsessed, vacation, ski lift, gondola, gondolas, lift, mountain, mountains, restraining order, couple, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, relax, relaxing, ski, skiing, mountain range, stalk, stalking, stealth, stealthy, stealthily, harass, harassing, harassment
'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'
The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.
Invisible people crossing.
'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'
'I would like to thank the photo radar company for their fourth quarter presentation.'
Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...