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Conspiracy Theories $10
"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
A pilot flies a kite.
"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."
Tags:stealth, stealthy, jet, jets, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stealth bomber, secret, quiet, invisible, bomb, bombs, bomber, bombing, air force, raf, royal air force, usaf, us air force, military, militaries, sneak, sneaking, detect, detection, detecting, detects, absurd
A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.
Tags:snow, snows, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow shoveling, snow shovelling, winter, winters, obstacle, obstacles, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, fence, fences, nuisance, nuisances, nuisances, stealth, stealthy, yardwork, yard work, yard, yards, drive, drives, driveway, driveways, walkway, walkways
Reindeer delivering presents through door.
"No. I can still see you."
Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.
Wives in the Trees
Spring turkey season has Pete super paranoid...
Tags:turkey, turkeys, turkey hunter, turkey hunters, turkey season, turkey seasons, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, paranoid, paranoia, camouflage, camouflaged, camouflaging, stealth, stealthy, hunted, nervous, nervousness, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, hidden, hide, hides, hiding
"I'm stealthily leaving under cover of night. Do you want anything?"
Invisible people crossing.
"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."
Tags:cable, car, skiing, stalker, holiday, couple, snow, winter, sports, ski, lift, followed, psycho, obsessed, vacation, ski lift, gondola, gondolas, lift, mountain, mountains, restraining order, couple, boyfriend, husband, wife, relax, relaxing, ski, skiing, mountain range, stalk, stalking, stealth, stealthy, stealthily, harass, harassing, harassment
The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.
'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'
'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, missile, missiles, predator, predators, prey, preys, dumb, stupid, overestimate, overestimated, underestimate, underestimated, underestimates, overestimates, stealth, stealthy, sneak, sneaks, sneaky, sneaking, irony, ironic, targeted, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'
Tags:baseballs, baseballs, rabbit, rabbits, hare, hares, pinch runner, pinch runners, base, bases, pitch, pitches, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, run, runs, running, home run, home runs, steal, steals, stealing, stealer, stole, stolen, stealth, stealthy, sneak, sneaks, sneaky, sneaked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'
'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'
'..and this medal which you can't see, is for my success in stealth projects.'
'Just a minute. I've got dust in my eye.'
Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.