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'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
'I found another pothole.'
"Funny - that doesn't sound like 'Louie, Louie.'"
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Winner of the Worst Boss of the Year award.
Out of steam - Please help.
'That's what I said - a hit and run steamroller...'
'Well Mr. Leory what gave you the idea to cross the Atlantic in a steam roller?'
'Well they do say most accidents happen in the home!'
"My new date must have a fabulous job, apparently he drives a roller."
FBI vs Hillary Clinton
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"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"
'I loved that tortoise, so when it was run over by a steamroller...'
'Your husband is twice the man as my fella!'
'Derek loves doing the ironing.'
'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'
'Why pick and then press, Dad? I'm saving money by having a steamroller drive through the vineyard.'
'WOAH It doesn't bear thinking about what could have happened if I wan't wearing a hard hat'
'The man run over by a steamroller? Yes he's in wards 5, 6 and 7.'
'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'
'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.
"This very spot...put his ear on the rail to listen if a train was coming...flattened by a steamroller."