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"You tear me down all night long, and now I'm supposed to somehow go be a mighty steed?"
"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."
Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!
Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.
"I wasn't as trusty a steed as the King expected."
Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.
'I was just thinking about the good old days... You know, before road salt!'
Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!