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"Ted Burton! How are you? How's my ex-wife? My kids? My dog?"
'I have several other fathers, you know.'
'She just likes saying 'Uranus'.'
"That's my step father. He got me from a previous administration."
"It's standoff. My kids get along better with my wife, but my wife's kids get along better with me."
'It's the same thing I got my dad last year, but it was a different dad.'
'I know we both have kids from a previous marriage, but the term is 'blended famil', not 'bundled family.''
'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'
'I have more step-dads than you do!'
"Don't think of me as your boss, Johnson. Think of me as your evil stepfather."