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'It's for passing my drug test.'
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'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
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"Our growth in the last year was phenomenal. But then, we are in the steroid business."
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
Tags:growth hormone, growth hormones, human growth hormone, human growth hormones, hgh, dope, dopes, doping, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, steroid, steroids, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, lobster, lobsters, immortal, immortality, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, prescription medications, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
A boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
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'Whoa! Leonard got busted for using Human Growth hormone!'
"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."
Tags:sports, celebrities, mark mcgwire, baseball, fitness, sammy sosa, steroid, steroids, hgh, human growth hormone, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, dope, dopes, doping, doping allegation, doping allegations, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, hero, heroes, childhood hero, childhood heroes, mankoff
'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
Tags:kindergarten, junior, juniors, junior school, kid, kids, drug, steroids, steroid, taking drugs, bulking up, bulk up, competitive, compete, competing, dodgeball, dodge ball, ball, dodge, dodging, dodges, dodged, the best, pushing, pushed, number one, top of the class, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'
'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'
'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'
"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
'Your drug test results show you aren't taking any performance enhancing drugs. Your performance review results shows that maybe you should.'
'Bovine Growth Hormone.'
"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"
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"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
Tags:urine test, urine testing, urine tests, drug test, drug testing, drug tests, grade, grades, report, reports, school report, school reports, report card, report cards, school, marks, mark, marking system, marking system, cheat, cheat the system, cheating the system, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, drug, taking drugs, illegal drug, illegal drugs, steroids, steroid, adhd, add, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, stimulant, stimulants
"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
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"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
Tags:drug, drug use, drug user, drug users, steroid, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, performance enhancement, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, lazy, laziness, tv addict, television addict, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, sports fan, sports fans
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'
"The perp walks are killing us."
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