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'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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A boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
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Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!
"So far, so good! And no one's wise to the performance enhancing drugs!"
'David, I want you tested for steroids.'
Tortoise V Hare Enquiry
"No I don't use steroids. Why do you ask?"
"Oh that's Larry. He has a bad Russian athlete habit."
'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'
'The pitcher tested negative for steroids. The pitcher's mound we're not too sure about.'
"Of course I tested positive for steroids. I eat meat."
"Did they do a test for steroids after the cow jumped over the moon?"
"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"
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'Well it doesn't say, son, whether the Lilliputians tested him for steroids.'
'I'd say that one's probably on steroids too, Your Highness.'
The Breakfast of Cheaters
"Next up - the category for 'Best Performance Enhancing Drug'."
'So you see, a jury acquitted me.'
'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'
Those untraceable performance enhancing drugs you got me...I can't find them!
'Level with me, Preston...are you on performance enhancing drugs?'
"Is there one for sportsmanship?"
"Ok, listen up! The first of you to be found using performance enhancing drugs will be for the high jump! The second will be javelin, the third..."