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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
Tags:doctors, patients, steroids, rage, patient, roid rage, 'roid rage, hgh, human growth hormone, drug abuse, abuse drugs, abuses drugs, abusing drugs, prescription, prescriptions, side effect, side effects, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, proctologist, proctologists, proctology, haemorrhoid, haemorrhoids, hemorrhoid, hemorroids, mankoff
'It's for passing my drug test.'
Tags:drug, drug test, drug tests, drug testing, pass, passes, passing, passed, p plate, p plates, award, awards, awarding, awarded, proud, performance enhancing, steroid, steroids, improve, improves, improving, improvement, jock, jocks, athlete, athletes, jacket, jackets, patch, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
Tags:drug test, drugs test, drug tests, drug tests, steroid, steroids, estrogen, oestrogen, hormone, hormones, result, results, negative, negatives, positive, positives, good news, bad news, baseball, base ball, performance enhancing, female hormone, female hormones, improvement, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
Tags:growth hormone, growth hormones, human growth hormone, human growth hormones, hgh, dope, dopes, doping, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, steroid, steroids, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, lobster, lobsters, immortal, immortality, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, prescription medications, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs
"Our growth in the last year was phenomenal. But then, we are in the steroid business."
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
A boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
Tags:teenager, teenager's bedroom, bedroom, bedrooms, child, childhood, childhoods, children, phama, big phama, pharmaceuticals, big pharmaceuticals, big farma, lobby, lobbies, pharmaceutical lobby, phama lobby, drug, steroid, steroids, steroid abuse, prescription drugs, over prescription, anabolic steroids, human growth hormone, clean living, conspiracy, conspire, conspiracy theorist, modern life, modern childhood, ped, peds, p.e.d., p.e.d.s, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs
Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling
Tags:sports, sport, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, drugged, steroids, roids, professional sports, professional baseball, performance drug, performance drugs, against the rules, recreational drugs, drug counselor, drug counselors, drug counseling, drug counsellors, drug counsellor, drug counselling, drug test, drug tested, performance enhancer, performance enhancing, substance, illegal substance, illegal substances
"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."
Tags:sports, celebrities, mark mcgwire, baseball, fitness, sammy sosa, steroid, steroids, hgh, human growth hormone, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, dope, dopes, doping, doping allegation, doping allegations, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, hero, heroes, childhood hero, childhood heroes, mankoff
'Whoa! Leonard got busted for using Human Growth hormone!'
'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'
Tags:kindergarten, junior, juniors, junior school, kid, kids, drug, steroids, steroid, taking drugs, bulking up, bulk up, competitive, compete, competing, dodgeball, dodge ball, ball, dodge, dodging, dodges, dodged, the best, pushing, pushed, number one, top of the class, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'
'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'
"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
'Bovine Growth Hormone.'
'Your drug test results show you aren't taking any performance enhancing drugs. Your performance review results shows that maybe you should.'
"Unfortunately, the urine test counted for half of the grade."
Tags:urine test, urine testing, urine tests, drug test, drug testing, drug tests, grade, grades, report, reports, school report, school reports, report card, report cards, school, marks, mark, marking system, marking system, cheat, cheat the system, cheating the system, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, drug, taking drugs, illegal drug, illegal drugs, steroids, steroid, adhd, add, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, stimulant, stimulants
"What's this I hear about you taking testosterone shots?"
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, competition, competitive, competitiveness, testosterone, testosterone shot, testosterone shots, aggression, aggressive, aggressiveness, hormone, hormones, steroid, steroids, steroid hormone, steroid hormones, drug, taking drugs, testosterone therapy
'Son, be honest. Are you taking EPO?'
Tags:epo, erythropoietin, hormones, red blood cell, rbc, production, overproduction, performance enhancing drugs, performance enhancers, ubiquity, ubiquitous, sport, sports, steroids, bicycle, tricycle, cycling, racing, children, confused, concerned, parenting, dad, son, father, banned substances, substances
J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'