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'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'
"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."
Tags:downgrade, downgraded, airline, airlines, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewardesses, steward, stewards, upgrade, upgrades, travel, travelling, traveled, economy, economies, vacation, vacations, commute, commutes, leisure, annoy, annoying, smoke, smoking, drinking, drinks, smoked, drunk, drunks, drunkard, worse, customer service
Multiple panels showing a flight attendant's luggage on different lengths of a working trip.
'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign is on, however, you may see flight attendants up and about...'
'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'
"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, airport, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, stewards, steward, security, customs, luggage, airport police, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, guard dog, guard dogs, drug dog, drug dogs, canine unit, dog, dogs, bomb, bombs, terrorism, terrorists, getaway, work, working, job, jobs, career, careers
'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'
'Uh-oh, here comes the all-nighter crew.'
"What are you doing outside of coach?"
Tags:coach, coach class, coach-class, economy, economy class, economy-class, first class, first-class, business-class, business class, flight attendant, flight attendants, air-hostess, airhostess, air-hostesses, air hostesses, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewards, stewards, stewardesses, manager, management, whip, whips, threat, threaten, divide, division, presentation, presentations, cattle-class, cattle class
"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."
"sir, this flight is overbooked and we need your seat. We can do this the easy way or...I can hit this ejection button."
Tags:overbook, overbooked, overbooking, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, air travel, customer experience, customer service, customer services, eject button, eject buttons, flight attendant, flight attendants, air hostess, air hostesses, stewardess, steward, stewards, air, flight, flights, passenger, passengers
'What are the dinner choices?'
"It's ten to five. Please raise your seatback to its full upright and locked position."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, land, lands, landing, landing procedure, landing procedures, long day, long days, go home, goes home, going home, seatback, seatbacks, upright and locked, 9 to 5, nine to five, workday, workdays, work day, work days, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes
"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
Tags:flight, flights, bus, buses, train, trains, airline, airlines, class, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, economy class, coach class, economy-lass, coach-class, smile, smiling, travel, travels, transport, travelling, transports, repress, suppressing, steward, stewardess, frequent flyer, frequent flier, stewards, stewardesses, happy, happiness, over happy, smiles, tell off, tell-off
"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"
Tags:preacher, preachers, vicar, vicars, minister, ministers, priest, priests, church, neatness, messiness, bible, tattle, tattles, tattling, biblical principle, biblical principles, sermons, sermons, steward, stewards, stewardship, godly behavior, godly behaviour, sins, sinning, earthly possession, earthly possessions, slob, slobs, messy room, messy rooms, tidy, tidiness
A passenger presses the service button upon seeing fish outside his window.
Tags:airplane, airplanes, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, fish, crash, crashes, crashing, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, underwater, emergency, emergencies, ominous, warning sign, warning signs, help, helps, helping, water landing, water landings
Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.
Tags:frequent flier, frequent flyer, sky miles, fly, flying, flight, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, luggage, suitcase, suitcases, carry on, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling, lost luggage, connecting flight, connecting flights, layover, layovers, flight connection, luggage carousel, flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, stewardess
'That's fine with me 'cause that smell you're smelling is 'salmonella', Joy.'
'Let me introduce you to James, our data steward, Bill, our data custodian, and 'Moose,' our data bodyguard.'
"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."
Tags:jetlagged, missed connections, missed connection, air travel, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jetlagged, cabin crew, flight attendant, flight attendants, air, hostess, hostesses, flight, host, hosts, stewardess, stewardesses, steward, stewards, jury, juries, court, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, verdict, verdicts, customer service, customer satisfaction
"Five bucks he opens it."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, air hostess, air hostesses, air hostess, air hostesses, flight, air, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, bet, bets, betting, wager, wagers, hand luggage, overhead compartment, overhead compartments
"It's OK, it's just pee."
Tags:jetlagged comic, jetlagged, jetlag, flight attendant, flight attendants, air hostess, air hostesses, air, flight, stewardesses, steward, stewards, stewardess, aviation, customer service, customer services, nappy, nappies, baby, babies, difficult, tricky, passenger, passengers, customer, customers