Sti Cartoons and Comics

"So, we are all agreed, gentlemen. There shouldn't be that many of those, and that's a funny colour."

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Sorry about the herpes.'"

"You have to contact everyone you've slept with and tell them they may have fleas."

"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'

"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."

"Well, your STD panel came back... turns out what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas."

'I'll need a list of your diplomatic relations.'

"I think I should tell you, I once went viral."

"That bitch gave me fleas!"

"I brought protection."

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."