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"I don't think you can blame the Bank for an individual failing to follow procedures...I mean we have told people on several occassions not to empty the vault and take all the money home."
'Always stress the positive. Instead of, ‘Give me the cash or I'll shoot,' try, ‘Hand over your money and no one gets hurt.'
'What's so funny is we only have a roll of quarters left.'
"Give me your metabolism! Now!"
'This is a market correction.'
Bank robber wearing tights wonders why the cashiers are laughing at him.
"Do you mind telling me where you're going with this?"
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'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'
America gets tough on gun crime.
'We got tired of running a mom and pop store.'
"O.K., bud, this is a stickup."
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'Give me a mortgage!...'
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Bank Robber in Hero Mask - Wrong Message?
I was just mugged despite using mouthwash and deodorant that promised great protection.
"This is a stickup. I have an accordion and I'm not afraid to use it."
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'And I want that in small, unmarked gift cards!'
"Stick what up?"
Gimme all your lovin'.
"...um, yeah, large bills are fine, honey... so anyway, I figure why waste paper on stick up notes every week when I can just wear this shirt at every job I do, ya know?"
A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'
"You sure make a mean cuppa, Carl."
'You can keep the payroll -- I just want the payroll deductions!'
Bank - 'It'll take me 3 days to pass this money through the window.'
'I tell you, that bad luck thing is just a silly old wives' tale!'