Stickman Cartoons and Comics

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"Grammatically, the stickman should be behind the deer."

'Do you intend to sell it privately, Smith, or donate it to the nation. . .?'

"Very good!"

'The kid's got height, good hands and decent athleticism, but he's a long-term project...'

'The cartoon actors who normally play 'referees' are on strike...'

"As soon as he comes around the corner we rub him out ok?"

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Will the rest of you please shut your mouths! The reader can't tell whose caption this is!'

I don't care if it isn't politically correct. I can't bring myself to call him a 'line segment person.'

'Don't look now Shirl, but there's a creep at the bar who won't stop smiling at you.'

Eye witness.

Stick man dreams of power.

'Him? He's our top infographics guy.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

The mirror made him look so fat.

Fear

"I guess life does imitate art."

"Stickman is offensive - we prefer Member of the Rudimentary Figure Community."

"Of course our earliest ancestors were quite primitive."