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A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".
"Brooks Brothers? Arthur T. Stargis here. I believe a mistake has been made."
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'Stay rigid! Don't move! ... Fetch the salt pills - he's got a full body cramp.'
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"Ever since you got that romper you never want to stand stiffly in the corner with me anymore."
"No, I'm not stiff or sore...my mother thinks I stoop too much, so she put bricks in my backpack!"
"It's arthritis. Probably caused from clinging to life."
"Let me touch them for you, son."
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"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'
"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."
'Are you alright? You seem tense...'
Controversy at the World Staring Championships
"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"
'Are your arms getting tired?'
He came off as being friendly, in a wooden kind of way.
'You're right, I did overtip. Well, we'll just stiff someone at the next place.'
Burt's Burials vs Floyd's Funerals: Stiff Competition.
'I'm having trouble with arthritis. I can't spell it.'
'And make it strong.'
'I distinctly told them - NO STARCH!'
'I'll have a stiff Scotch.'
'Yes, I got the free sample.'
'That's stiff competition'
Scandal at the world staring championships.