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'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'
'I tripped and fell on him!'
Who does that Lady Baah-Baah think she is?
'That's the difference between you and me Jerry! You see a cow's bum where I see opportunity!'
Never give a cow a giant straw.
"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"
FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).
The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.
For heavens sake,put some make-up on!
"That's the problem with buying a new cow. All this darn packaging!"
I'm inclined to agree with you.
'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'
'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'
Cow Writers Block.
Someone's going to be disappointed!
Keep off the grass
If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!
A flat-pack cow.
"Hang on a minute...That's not regular fish food...That's ECZEMA!"
Impracticle Guide to having Babies
Why doesn't anything I do catch on?
"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).